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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><description>I switch fandoms a lot so yee</description><title>My dude.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @umthisismyusernameiguess)</generator><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>canoutsu:

I hope Bryan Dechart won’t see this drawing, I’m...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fabba50aff6deb164464d63810e94bb7/tumblr_p9szpzMvsi1wa9tvho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://canoutsu.tumblr.com/post/174566144286/i-hope-bryan-dechart-wont-see-this-drawing-im" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;canoutsu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I hope Bryan Dechart won’t see this drawing, I’m sorry dude :D&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;

(цэ) еблан, который оставил надпись на русском бикоз не смог перевести на английский и оставил надпись на английском потому что не смог красиво написать на русском

&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218918271</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218918271</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:00:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>midnight-masquerade:

*Sip tea* Alright… what the heck is going...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a88fdf888fa2e2f83f012b56e218f26d/tumblr_pafbjhsku31uj2g37o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/35a74c80eeaeb68d6bf1ee763c5fea1b/tumblr_pafbjhsku31uj2g37o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://midnight-masquerade.tumblr.com/post/174947963070/sip-tea-alright-what-the-heck-is-going-on" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;midnight-masquerade&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;big&gt;*Sip tea* Alright… what the heck is going on? 😂 Even so, that tear is so beautiful I just can’t ignore it.&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Cr. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/connorlove002/status/1007594166564487168?s=21"&gt;connorlove002&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218915981</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218915981</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:00:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>midnight-masquerade:

apollinariasfuckingdreams:💞💞💞Hooo boi,...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/341efd70d81da4a1820546b45bf2d714/tumblr_pa94ymiH6p1u4ppqho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/edaa56c412742163cb941fb9c584311c/tumblr_pa94ymiH6p1u4ppqho2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://midnight-masquerade.tumblr.com/post/174853089920/apollinariasfuckingdreams-hooo-boi-look-what" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;midnight-masquerade&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://apollinariasfuckingdreams.tumblr.com/post/174846493336" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;apollinariasfuckingdreams&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;💞💞💞&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hooo boi, look what I found 🤤👌🏻&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Choices are about increasing the speed, thrusting deeper, hitting the right spot, and having a safely casual sex. And to move a controller sideways mean to insert something inside…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218913326</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218913326</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:00:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>midnight-masquerade:

I just drank tea and splashed.

Cr....</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cc7e8aa3ecc931b97719a303d50a9cdc/tumblr_pa7sgd4tGc1uj2g37o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://midnight-masquerade.tumblr.com/post/174821095440/i-just-drank-tea-and-splashed-cr-qorhrparp" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;midnight-masquerade&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I just drank tea and splashed.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cr. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/qorhrparp/status/1006161523268435968?s=21"&gt;qorhrparp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218909986</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218909986</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:00:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>midnight-masquerade:

“Stop it Hank!, I…I wasn’t made for...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/43d1e633b6400923402f77487acdc008/tumblr_p9z870gjfN1uj2g37o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://midnight-masquerade.tumblr.com/post/174689334460/stop-it-hank-ii-wasnt-made-for-this-full" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;midnight-masquerade&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;big&gt;“Stop it Hank!, I…I wasn’t made for this!”&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&gt;&lt;a href="https://m.imgur.com/a/085xBjE"&gt;Full Image&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Cr.&lt;a href="http://pearuu2016.lofter.com/post/1b6c3b_ee7f97b5"&gt;pearuu2016&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218906326</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218906326</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:00:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Seriously just very NSFW</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://rex-clypeus.tumblr.com/post/175176665216/seriously-just-very-nsfw" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;rex-clypeus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="157" data-orig-width="332"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ddaeee19ecd436fe3a323220e1ff193/tumblr_inline_pasdlp5Wvy1vgx4wk_540.jpg" data-orig-height="157" data-orig-width="332"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anatomy is fun and all, you know. &amp;gt;D&amp;gt;;;;; (////////////////////////////)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=""&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://rex-clypeus.tumblr.com/post/175176665216/seriously-just-very-nsfw" class="tmblr-truncated-link read_more"&gt;Keep reading&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218584801</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218584801</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:48:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>canned-piss:

they,.. so,, c,lose,</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7357630205794011449a294142b75027/tumblr_paeot7ZkhL1vd7sb6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://canned-piss.tumblr.com/post/174938797277/they-so-close" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;canned-piss&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;they,.. so,, c,lose,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218535921</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218535921</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:47:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xxoni-angelxx:

canoutsu:

sketches from twitter || Hank is...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cba61f7f15d270f80382c2386c4abcb9/tumblr_pagtflHpVZ1wa9tvho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c05f4f1de4dbad0608f9c3cd02705daf/tumblr_pagtflHpVZ1wa9tvho2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://xxoni-angelxx.tumblr.com/post/174976941789/canoutsu-sketches-from-twitter-hank-is" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;xxoni-angelxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://canoutsu.tumblr.com/post/174972756151/sketches-from-twitter-hank-is-protecting-his" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;canoutsu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;sketches from twitter || Hank is protecting his baby.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tbh, I ship almost everything bxb&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;OMFG SHIPSSSSSSSS EVERYWHERRREEEEE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;i ship all of these, how dare u make me suffer&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218519491</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218519491</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:46:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xxoni-angelxx:

sheeblesxo:

POOR BOY! I JUST WANNA HUG HIM...</title><description>
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    &lt;source src="https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/video_file/t:9Ld_Cc_b9OdG4EZBj3lGYw/175218490621/tumblr_pagitvcF571wjnppf" type="video/mp4"&gt;
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&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://xxoni-angelxx.tumblr.com/post/174977052914/sheeblesxo-poor-boy-i-just-wanna-hug-him" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;xxoni-angelxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://sheeblesxo.tumblr.com/post/174969142599/poor-boy-i-just-wanna-hug-him" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;sheeblesxo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;POOR BOY! I JUST WANNA HUG HIM 😭&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;HANK PLEASE GIVE THIS POOR CINAMMON ROLL A HUG&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218490621</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218490621</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:45:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xxoni-angelxx:

I know it doesn’t make sense, but who ships North and Kara for some odd reason?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://xxoni-angelxx.tumblr.com/post/174977953809/i-know-it-doesnt-make-sense-but-who-ships-north" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;xxoni-angelxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1&gt;I know it doesn’t make sense, but who ships North and Kara for some odd reason?&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218425006</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218425006</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:43:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xxoni-angelxx:

everything-hannor:

bitches listen uprec me some great fucking Hannor fics or suffer...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://xxoni-angelxx.tumblr.com/post/175044577344/bitches-listen-up" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;xxoni-angelxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://everything-hannor.tumblr.com/post/175029663509/bitches-listen-up" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;everything-hannor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1&gt;bitches listen up&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p&gt;rec me some great fucking Hannor fics or suffer the consequences &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;LISTEN OR DIE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218397446</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175218397446</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:42:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>deviant-connor:I colored them!! This was super calming to color...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fba8da7f8bb99de915615f36861829a9/tumblr_pa3ahgbTwH1wybnr6o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/786ca4af8adfe43161443e6b8b99bcbc/tumblr_pa3ahgbTwH1wybnr6o3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/67e0d93487bde7af4b94b301b513893b/tumblr_pa3ahgbTwH1wybnr6o4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d027646996d12cf3b43fae6206723c72/tumblr_pa3ahgbTwH1wybnr6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://deviant-connor.tumblr.com/post/174743609568/i-colored-them-this-was-super-calming-to-color" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;deviant-connor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I colored them!! This was super calming to color after working all day ;w;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175216716711</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175216716711</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:44:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xxoni-angelxx:

hardheartshere:

Consider This (SFW/NSFW Hannor Headcanons) Hank teaching Connor how...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://xxoni-angelxx.tumblr.com/post/175044565489/consider-this-sfwnsfw-hannor-headcanons" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;xxoni-angelxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://hardheartshere.tumblr.com/post/175038315880/consider-this-sfwnsfw-hannor-headcanons" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;hardheartshere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1&gt;Consider This (SFW/NSFW Hannor Headcanons) &lt;/h1&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Hank teaching Connor how to kiss. Slowly, with just the press of lips before parting lick into each others mouths. Connor chasing every taste, cataloguing. Hank chuckling when he pulls away, only to be chased for more by a whining Connor.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Connor, after getting the okay from Hank, touches Hank almost constantly when they are at home. Initially Hank is disconcerted by the loss of personal space, but learns very quickly to have a Connor shape space next to him.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Connor visits Cole’s grave with Hank two months in. They spend the whole time there silent. Connor slides his hand into Hank’s about fifteen minutes there and Hank looks at him for a moment before turning back to Cole. They begin to visit every other weekend. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Connor likes to touch Hank’s chest, running his hands down to the soft pudge of his midriff, and when Hank asks him why, Connor just shrugs and says that it’s cute.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Hank likes to sleep on top of Connor. Putting his body between Connor and the world eventhough Connor is more than capable of taking care of himself. But sometimes Connor drapes himself over him instead and he likes that too.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The first thing they do after getting Connor a penis is put that thing to the test. Connor feels a shred of smugness when Hank walks into the precinct with a bit of a limp and everyone is staring at the necklace of blue hickies on his neck high above his collar.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;They take turns feeding Sumo, but they always take him for a walk together. Sumo lies on their laps when they watch TV, and sleeps at the foot of their bed on the nights they leave the door open and are too damn tired to have sex.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Hank discovers that his favourite way of waking up is with his dick in Connor; in his mouth, his hands, his ass. That damn LED blinking rapidly as he tries to capture all the ways he can make Hank come and moan.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Connor learns how to cook. The first attempts were food poisoning but he’s slowly getting better at it. Slowly.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The first time Connor wears one of Hank’s shirts to work because they forgot to do their laundry, Hank couldn’t focus the entire day and Fowler sent them home because they were no good to him distracted.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;They get sent on a honey pot once. Once. It ends with the suspect getting knocked out by Connor because he was getting too handsy with Hank. They get put on desk duty for a month. But they also discover that jealousy is a huge turn on and a life hazard for both of them.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;They’ve christened almost every surface of the house. Hank doesn’t think he can look at kitchen counter without popping a boner.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Sex is a huge motivator for Hank. Connor uses that as a reward based system to get him to cut back on the drink. It works to an extent. Sex is a huge motivator for Connor too. And Hank withholds it without shame when Connor tries to the same. They both fold like a house of cards coz they’re soft like that.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Just like Connor loves to discover every reaction he pulls out of Hank during sex, Hank takes pleasure in the same. So far, his favourite is when he gets four fingers in Connor and the droid looks like he is fritzing out from the over stimulation of his pleasure sensors.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Their favourite mornings are the ones they spend in bed talking about everything and nothing at all. Just cuddling. Holding hands, trading kisses in between sentences and laughter. Connor never thought he could find pleasure in pillow talk, while Hank never thought he could find someone he could love doing this with. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Hank gets help. For the drinking, for the depression. Connor follows him to the meetings, to the appointments. Some days are good, but there are days that Hank will have an invisible wall between him and the world and once they’re home, he’ll sit on the couch with his hands in Sumo’s fur, speaking to no one. But Connor learns to expect these, to wait him out. And true enough, every single time, Hank will come to him, wrap his arms around him. And it will be okay. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'&gt;Headcanons Appreciated&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175216275606</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175216275606</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:29:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xxoni-angelxx:

everything-hannor:

bitches listen uprec me some great fucking Hannor fics or suffer...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://xxoni-angelxx.tumblr.com/post/175044577344/bitches-listen-up" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;xxoni-angelxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://everything-hannor.tumblr.com/post/175029663509/bitches-listen-up" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;everything-hannor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1&gt;bitches listen up&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p&gt;rec me some great fucking Hannor fics or suffer the consequences &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;LISTEN OR DIE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175216273386</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175216273386</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:29:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xxoni-angelxx:

saltsupport:

Please consider:I found another piece of lore which definitely needs...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://xxoni-angelxx.tumblr.com/post/175076473139/saltsupport-please-consider-i-found-another" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;xxoni-angelxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://saltsupport.tumblr.com/post/175051656941/please-consider-i-found-another-piece-of-lore" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;saltsupport&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1&gt;Please consider:&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p&gt;I found another piece of lore which definitely needs more attention:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="122" data-orig-width="648"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b46622f5dc0c095aa5261d17b7d3adcd/tumblr_inline_pal5bhLXYq1vlble3_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="122" data-orig-width="648"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hank,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hank &lt;i&gt;fucking&lt;/i&gt; Anderson, is &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;scared&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;actually, &lt;b&gt;seriously scared&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;of  &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;b i r d s.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;THAT EXPLAINS THE SCENE LMAO&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175215964011</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175215964011</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:19:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xxoni-angelxx:

apollinariasfuckingdreams:

👀👌

👌👌👌</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5abdc50add145c6bc17e1a88531dad8c/tumblr_palt6ns7791u4ppqho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/76b0da76d0156d57e100273ec13a4950/tumblr_palt6ns7791u4ppqho2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://xxoni-angelxx.tumblr.com/post/175076520814/apollinariasfuckingdreams" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;xxoni-angelxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://apollinariasfuckingdreams.tumblr.com/post/175064550991" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;apollinariasfuckingdreams&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;👀👌&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;👌👌👌&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175215937161</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175215937161</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:18:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xxoni-angelxx:

detroitbecomeameme:

Misbehaviour Part TwoPairing: Hank x Connor Warnings: smut,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://xxoni-angelxx.tumblr.com/post/175076823314/misbehaviour-part-two" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;xxoni-angelxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://detroitbecomeameme.tumblr.com/post/175054563114/misbehaviour-part-two" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;detroitbecomeameme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1&gt;Misbehaviour Part Two&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pairing: &lt;/b&gt;Hank x Connor &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt; smut, references to possible&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Quick Summary: &lt;/b&gt;Hank comes home and finds Connor jerking off on their bed.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;—————————————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      Hank moved to the side of the bed, and sat up against the headboard to get a clear view of the deviant. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     Connor hesitated for a moment, like something was telling him to wait, to be commanded on what he should do next, before his hand gently gripped the top of his (even more so now) leaking cock. With a shuddering breath, he began to tug again.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     Hank watched his hand go up and down, sometimes twisting, and he’d even seen it stop for a few seconds - indicating that Connor was about to cum any moment. Not wanting that to happen, Hank reached over and pulled the deviants hand away. Connor whined, literally whined, and Hank had to clench his ass cheeks if he wanted to last after that. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;      “You’re not coming just yet Connor. Surely you didn’t think I’d allow it after catching you like this.” &lt;/i&gt;Hank leant over and kissed down Connor’s jawline, giving a soft chuckle near his ear.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;     “Hank… please.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;     “Please what, Connor?”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     It took a few seconds, the deviants eyes looked glassy and watery, but he finally said, &lt;i&gt;“fuck me, Hank. Please?”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      Hank didn’t think it was possible for him to move so quickly on auto-pilot, but somehow when he’d come to, his trousers where on the floor with his shirt under them and he’d moved in between Connor’s spread legs (them being wrapped around Hank’s hips).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;      “… you’re sure right?” &lt;/i&gt;Hank placed a hand on Connor’s soft jaw to look at his half-lidded gaze.  The Android could only nod confidently in response, his own voice box giving up on him.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;       From this consent, Hank rid himself of his boxers, his thick cock slapping lewdly against his stomach - the old male practically felt the shock in Connor’s eyes. But Hank smiled at him, the deviant didn’t need to worry, Hank wasn’t going to tear him to shreds.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     As not to startle Connor further, Hank reached over to the bedside table and pulled out - an admittedly old - bottle of lube. Connor scanned it and shook his head in disagreement.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;     “Connor? I can’t just stick it in and shabamb we’re good to go.” &lt;/i&gt;Hank’s voice dripped with sarcasm.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;      “No, obviously not Hank. But you do not need to do it. It’s done already.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     Hank raised his eyebrows, confused, he’d only caught Connor hand fucking his cock, not his hole to. Figuring he should at least check, Hank looked down between Connor’s legs; sure enough, a white, shining with lube, stretched hole was presented to him.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;      “… did… did it do that on its own?”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;     “No Hank, I told it to- of course it done it on its own.” &lt;/i&gt;Despite the frustration Connor was feeling due to his cum deprivation, he laughed and ground his hips closer to Hank’s. &lt;i&gt;“Please? I really need you Hank~” &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     The lust and suggestiveness that dripped from Connor’s voice should have been a crime in Hank’s opinion, all he wanted was to cuff him and take him back to the DPD. But that’s not what Hank did.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      As Hank himself was still learning, and yeah, this was Connor’s first time too, the Lieutenant decided that slow was definitely safe and practising also made perfect.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      With his hand on his cock, Hank gently pushed the tip into Connor’s pre-stretched hole. It puckered and tried to suck Hank in deeper but Hank would allow that just yet. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      Connor’s head hit the pillow harshly the third time Hank had pulled his tip out and sunk it back in and Connor thought he was going to loose all of his memory sooner or later. Sinful noises left not only the submissive’s mouth, but the dominant’s too as they practically teased each other. Finally, Hank broke.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;      “Fuck Connor, I need to feel you around me.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;      “Do it Hank, fucking fuck me!”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;       Admittedly Hank was surprised and turned on by that, so he decided to take the advice. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;       Slowly, again not to seem like he was treating Connor like some sort of sex rag, Hank’s hips applied more and more pressure till his cock was in to the hilt. Hank had to lean his head on Connor’s chest cause he felt like the room was spinning and Connor? Well… Connor had momentarily lost his vocal cords again. His mouth was agape and his eyes clenched to tightly that crows feet could be seen at their corners. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      After a half minute; extremely heavy breathing and the over heating sound of a fan, Hank could finally feel the strength in his legs again, and began to thrust at a medium pace.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     His hips stayed at this pace for a while, allowing them both to build the pleasure and get used to the feeling of sex… between a human and Android that is, as neither had experienced it before. However, after a while, Hank started to get adventurous. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      His mind mulled over the fact that, well, if an Android has sperm a cock, bollocks and a pre-lubricating asshole, then surely they have a prostate too-&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;     “-Holy fuck! Hank, there!”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     Hank smirked to himself, he knew it. It was then that he started to get a little more relentless. His tip smashed against the deviants prostate I’ve rand over until the same clear white substance began spilling out of the untouched cock between them. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     Hank thrust only a few times more before his back jolted in time with his hips and he had to sturdy himself with Connor’s legs after his orgasm.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    The two stayed in that position till Hank decided it was about time he cleaned them up and got to bed. It was about 1 am anyway.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     Hank pulled out of Connor’s spent asshole and as he went to leave, Connor’s lukewarm hand gripped his hip and pulled him back down on to the bed. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     Before Hank could protest, Connor had licked a clean strip from the base of Hank’s cock to the raw red tip; in his path taking sperm and his own self-lubricant with him. He gave Hank’s tip a little suck before leaving it with a pop.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     He winked at Hank before getting up off of the bed and walking to he bathroom. A white substance leaving the puckered hole and running down the deviants legs was the last thing Hank saw before passing out from sleep deprivation.  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;—————————————————————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mjLaNPPM97bhu7krOxuFwUQ"&gt;@boptothebot&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;SHAME ME IF YOU WANT, I NEEDED THIS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175215892261</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175215892261</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:16:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>learning curve</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://xxoni-angelxx.tumblr.com/post/175078193414/learning-curve" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;xxoni-angelxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://glenflower.tumblr.com/post/175070666016/learning-curve" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;glenflower&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;

“While sexual activity is not my default purpose, I do possess the capability,” Connor says without so much as batting an eye, unaware that he’s completely shattered Hank’s world view in one single sentence.

&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/14986922/chapters/34732919"&gt;ao3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;THIS IS SO WELL WRITTEN MY GOD&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175215714516</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175215714516</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:10:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lynolch:

Sorry I have to draw this. I dont like Gavin though I...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1023affdd86f23f6938e91b71a837800/tumblr_p9wfz6sD8G1uo8pddo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e57dd695dbd609e179680b4119827cee/tumblr_p9wfz6sD8G1uo8pddo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/96d1649273c5350294d861c354e03886/tumblr_p9wfz6sD8G1uo8pddo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://lynolch.tumblr.com/post/174627171241/sorry-i-have-to-draw-this-i-dont-like-gavin" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lynolch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sorry I have to draw this. I dont like Gavin though I like the theory that he actually has a crush with Connor.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175215604866</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175215604866</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:06:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lynolch:

I’ll walk you till the end of time</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04a14c80bde2425b90552706cbd9fb60/tumblr_pa1w7cSUrk1uo8pddo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4fb5e6d80d4347d23027282195d1cc9f/tumblr_pa1w7cSUrk1uo8pddo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fed2ee7a531b2d9e61c8ab3bf689390c/tumblr_pa1w7cSUrk1uo8pddo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b70f94450b964a8c22051f12a3b8546f/tumblr_pa1w7cSUrk1uo8pddo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8449cb56ed3d25b05367e44b36eb5b49/tumblr_pa1w7cSUrk1uo8pddo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4490984104ab7711319563e068aa15be/tumblr_pa1w7cSUrk1uo8pddo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e5b84f9bfbadfc5ac597c65ba6f6b391/tumblr_pa1w7cSUrk1uo8pddo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3d238159d3b6ae17603c7b92684f7c6d/tumblr_pa1w7cSUrk1uo8pddo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://lynolch.tumblr.com/post/174719212601/ill-walk-you-till-the-end-of-time" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lynolch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ll walk you till the end of time&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175215562236</link><guid>https://umthisismyusernameiguess.tumblr.com/post/175215562236</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:05:09 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
